Wednesday, July 30, 2008


overheard: two girls play "pretend"

"lets pretend that i'm your daughter, and we have a baby...and i'm 16 but can take care of it"- said small blond girl who couldn't have been more than 7 years old.


regarding household income

me: i don't want to pay for an expensive car
husband raises an eyebrow
me: why the raised eyebrow? because I don't actually pay for the cars?
husband: um yes
me: just so we're clear, i will never make as much money as you-never, well until this side project takes off...and it will
husband: what if you become one of those fancy expensive call girls?
me: murph?!
husband: all i'm sayin' is never say never
me: i'm going to punch you in the kidney

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